My name is Miles Pimentel. Four words that describe me would be funny, hungry, smart, and mischievous. Nike’s slogan is “Just Do It,” and my slogan is “Just Eat It.” If I had to live off of one food for the rest of my life it would be oatmeal cream pies. If I could live anywhere in the world I would live in New York City. If I could turn anything into an Olympic Sport, I would win a gold medal in Speed Eating.